- dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
- dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
- dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
- dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
- dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
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That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character… xD
reasons why I loved this movie.
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Main characters of TV shows
- The Doctor: An immortal five-year-old alien who commits genocide regularly.
- Sam and Dean Winchester: Mass murderers.
- Jack Harkness: A really handsome guy who sleeps with everything and turns into a head in a jar.
- Aang: A twelve-year-old kid who can save the world but ran away from home at the thought of moving.
- Harry Potter: A kid who seriously thought he got a scar in the perfect shape of a lightning bolt from a car crash.
- Katniss Everdeen: The daughter of Natasha Romanova and Clint Barton.
- Merlin: Gay magician.
- Sherlock: Gay detective.
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I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels.
This… Is how every artist is - whether we draw, write or even roleplay… Our characters speak to us, they let us know how they feel, how they think… It’s why I cherish each character I have ever rp’d because… They’ve become a part of who I am. All of the characters I write as… I give life to and that to me is a beautiful thing.
Why did this make me feel like crying.
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Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead
The men of tumblr win
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly
But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!
^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?
I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?
I will never not reblog this
the men of tumblr raise the bar for every single fucking man in the universe.
i love you all
always reblog because the jacket one
oh my god i have beEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK
I would do this if I wasn’t worried my mum would walk in.
LOOOL :’)
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