• dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
  • dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
  • dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
  • dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
  • dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out

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aliendividedbyzero:

andrew-jason:

That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character… xD

reasons why I loved this movie.

aliendividedbyzero:

andrew-jason:

That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character… xD

reasons why I loved this movie.

(via most-awkward-moments)

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Main characters of TV shows

  • The Doctor: An immortal five-year-old alien who commits genocide regularly.
  • Sam and Dean Winchester: Mass murderers.
  • Jack Harkness: A really handsome guy who sleeps with everything and turns into a head in a jar.
  • Aang: A twelve-year-old kid who can save the world but ran away from home at the thought of moving.
  • Harry Potter: A kid who seriously thought he got a scar in the perfect shape of a lightning bolt from a car crash.
  • Katniss Everdeen: The daughter of Natasha Romanova and Clint Barton.
  • Merlin: Gay magician.
  • Sherlock: Gay detective.

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dirtysherlocksecrets:

1353.

ahaha :D

dirtysherlocksecrets:

1353.

ahaha :D

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dracothecunningmalfoy:

princeofcardgames:

I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels.

This… Is how every artist is - whether we draw, write or even roleplay… Our characters speak to us, they let us know how they feel, how they think… It’s why I cherish each character I have ever rp’d because… They’ve become a part of who I am. All of the characters I write as… I give life to and that to me is a beautiful thing.

Why did this make me feel like crying.

(via someweirdocalledkristina)

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dobbys-magical-socks:

call-me-p00deep:

sherlockisthenight:

brigwife:

sophienorthcott:

glitterbitchxx:



Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?







I will never not reblog this

the men of tumblr raise the bar for every single fucking man in the universe.
i love you all

always reblog because the jacket one

oh my god i have beEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK

I would do this if I wasn’t worried my mum would walk in.

LOOOL :’)

dobbys-magical-socks:

call-me-p00deep:

sherlockisthenight:

brigwife:

sophienorthcott:

glitterbitchxx:

Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

Men of Tumblr…

dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!


^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

I will never not reblog this

the men of tumblr raise the bar for every single fucking man in the universe.

i love you all

always reblog because the jacket one

oh my god i have beEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK

I would do this if I wasn’t worried my mum would walk in.

LOOOL :’)

(via someweirdocalledkristina)

775,086 notes

holmeless-watson:

thenizu:

Watson. Oh Watson. My dear Watson. Oh.

Here’s my heart. No, here. Take it.

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