dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
Main characters of TV shows
The Doctor: An immortal five-year-old alien who commits genocide regularly.
Sam and Dean Winchester: Mass murderers.
Jack Harkness: A really handsome guy who sleeps with everything and turns into a head in a jar.
Aang: A twelve-year-old kid who can save the world but ran away from home at the thought of moving.
Harry Potter: A kid who seriously thought he got a scar in the perfect shape of a lightning bolt from a car crash.
Katniss Everdeen: The daughter of Natasha Romanova and Clint Barton.
Merlin: Gay magician.
Sherlock: Gay detective.
When someone asks you to do something and you get...
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